« My theory is that when parents get divorced, they're given some kind of a handout. when my parents told me that they were splitting, they told me three things. One, "It's not your fault. " Two, "It's not your fault. " And three, "It's not your fault. " Problem is, I don't buy it. No kid does. I've seen the pictures of when you got married. when you were good-looking, and you smiled at each other. Hell, when you even just looked at each other. So what happened between then and now? Me. I... I came along, and I made you tired and cranky and anxious and I made you lose your hair and gain 20 extra pounds and... Somewhere in all of that, I... You stopped loving each other. So I have my own idea for a handout. Next time tell me, "One, happiness is hard. "Two, don't make the same mistakes we did. "And three, okay, so maybe it is your fault a little. " You want me to be honest? You go first. »
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